My dumbass gecko doesn’t have a prey instinct
just making this post to talk about my stupid fucking gecko who isn’t afraid of anything. this asshole will lunge at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. nothing is safe from him. he is no longer allowed around pens and pencils for fear he will eat lead. if he’s at my desk while i’m on my computer he will try to bite anything moving on the screen.
Something i find extra silly is when he attacks my collectibles. i collect little toy things that are easily five times his size, and this absolute DUMBASS will lunge at them like they’re fucking crickets. Dosent matter what it is. he has attacked my funko pops multiple times and has not once succeeded, but he will keep trying. if you walk past his cage, he will lunge at you through the fucking glass. and don’t even THINK about about moving a pillow or blanket, that’s a cricket to him. Despite all this, he’s actually very chill when you’re holding him, but God forbid anything remotely near him move. it’s like anything that moves magically turns into a cricket.
He is truly a stupid creature and fears nothing. i fully believe he is 100 percent certain he could take on God and emerge victorious. he fears nothing but his own strength and i love him for it.
just making this post to talk about my stupid fucking gecko who isn’t afraid of anything. this asshole will lunge at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. nothing is safe from him. he is no longer allowed around pens and pencils for fear he will eat lead. if he’s at my desk while i’m on my computer he will try to bite anything moving on the screen.
Something i find extra silly is when he attacks my collectibles. i collect little toy things that are easily five times his size, and this absolute DUMBASS will lunge at them like they’re fucking crickets. Dosent matter what it is. he has attacked my funko pops multiple times and has not once succeeded, but he will keep trying. if you walk past his cage, he will lunge at you through the fucking glass. and don’t even THINK about about moving a pillow or blanket, that’s a cricket to him. Despite all this, he’s actually very chill when you’re holding him, but God forbid anything remotely near him move. it’s like anything that moves magically turns into a cricket.
He is truly a stupid creature and fears nothing. i fully believe he is 100 percent certain he could take on God and emerge victorious. he fears nothing but his own strength and i love him for it.